The Formation of the Protection & Safety CommitteeHis excellency, Yoda, decided he had it this year with having our perimeter compromised too many times. He refused to duke it out with the skunk this year at 2 am in the morning. He did not take to the idea of a skunk eating our clams and mussels either.
Jose piped up that he too was tired of being violated. Jose claims that be had been molested one too many times. I supposed sleeping in the nude with a big white butt well oiled doesn't help to keep the molesters away either. John.Dot had a big shit ass grin in his face. Tony thought we might want to investigate what the hell is going on in their tent Saturday night. Ira thought it strange they were always the last guys to get up on Sunday morning too.
(this is what our campsite looks like during the day. Not too bad eh?)
Well back to the Protection & Safety committee saga, Sammy thought after 16 years of perimeter violations something had to be done. The executive Manly Man Committee (you know who you bastards are) decided to nominate Bernie, Eugene and Adolf to the Protection & Safety Committee. Bernie was nominated because he went to school in Germany on a former Nazi base. The executive committee thought that was pretty close to military training.
Eugene was nominated because he headed a boy scout troop. They thought he could pick up on sexual molestation pretty quickly and probably had something like army ranger training to prepare to be a boy scout troop leader. An added plus for Tommy was that he a wize with an ax. And Adolf just had a very cool name for someone on the Protection and Safety Committee. The exec. committee thought a name like Adolf has got to scare someone or something.
Well Bernie, Eugene and Adolf were very honored to be name to the Protection & Safety Committee. They immediate adopted a motto:
"Schutzen, Schiessen und Servieren Honor" Jimmy thought the three of them should be called
"La societe de la tuer et de tirer sur le viol" No one knew what it meant but it sounded cool. We figure since Jimmy is a sanitary engineer in a New Jersey high school he must be really smart.
At any rate, Tony was pretty sure that France was the 5th borough in New York City some where on Staten Island. He said he knew they had lots of gay guys there and they grew baguettes.
(This is what our fire looks like on Saturday night. Pretty cool huh!)
The guys did a great job on the first assignment to prevent any perimeter violation on Saturday night. Nothing got through. JB wondered is the was a correlation between our neighbors putting out their fires and turning off the music and Adolf screaming "
I going to get you muther fucker gooks" just before we played free bird? Ira thought he heard some car doors slam too.

(You probably recognize Joey. He scares us too!)The main point was there was no sighting of a skunk at 2 am Saturday and Yoda slept well that night. We did hear some moaning in Jose and John's tent but who knows what they hell goes on in there.
P.S. The Protection & Safety Committee is hoping for uniforms and weapons for Christmas this year. Bernie is hoping to get a 454 magnum revolver just like the one Hunter Thompson had.