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Well we thought he was Mitch?

Boy we really thought he was Mitch! He talked for hours about his ham radio. He had an antenna on his car like Mitch did. When he put on his tin foil hat we were absolutely sure it was Mitch. John.Dot and Jose even commented on how nice Mitch looked in his tin foil hat this year.



(this is the type of tin foil hat that Mitch usually wears around the campfire after a couple of martinis)

 He could go on for hours about his time at Woodstock and all the groups that played there. He knew every song. He even knew what date and time each group played. So why wouldn't we think it was Mitch?




(this is the picture that Mitch showed us to prove that he was at Woodstock in 1969. If you look carefully you can actually see Mitch)

It was Donny that caught on that there might be something amiss. Donny said "what gave him away was when he passed on the martini and took the joint". (Mitch would have taken both.) That is when Essam remembered that Mitch could not make it this year. When we replayed it back, Saturday night around the campfire, about what happened we realized we must have picked this guy up when we went to Bethel Woods to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Woodstock. John Beck thought it was at Hectors. Adolf thought it was when we signed in at Woodstock and got our hands stamped with a marijuana leaf. As you can see from his photo he really does look like Mitch!



(This is the hippie we picked up in Woodstock 2009. By the way that is Adolf in back left going for a doobbie.)
Damn we were all really embarrassed by the mistaken identify. Sorry Mitch! At any rate he was a really nice guy. He had most excellent reefer and great conversationalist to boot! He is another nominee for 2010 rookie of the year. When he left, feeling somewhat embarrassed too, he flashed a peace sign and called "shine on you crazy stars" and disappeared into the night.

Dedicated to Hunter Thompson and gonzo journalism. Drugs Alcohol and Guns!

 
Our Most Excellent Road Trip 2009         


After 16 years we finally figured out that we could leave the campsite. It was a real revelation to most of us. Since it was the 40th anniversary of Woodstock, we had to go to where it all happened. Turned out none of a actually went to Woodstock, except for Mitch (see article to left <-)










Under Construction
                                            
          The Formation of the Protection  & Safety Committee

His excellency, Yoda, decided he had it this year with having our perimeter compromised too many times. He refused to duke it out with the skunk this year at 2 am in the morning. He did not take to the idea of a skunk eating our clams and mussels either.

Jose piped up that he too was tired of being violated. Jose claims that be had been molested one too many times. I supposed sleeping in the nude with a big white butt well oiled doesn't help to keep the molesters away either. John.Dot had a big shit ass grin in his face. Tony thought we might want to investigate what the hell is going on in their tent Saturday night. Ira thought it strange they were always the last guys to get up on Sunday morning too.




(this is what our campsite looks like during the day. Not too bad eh?)

Well back to the Protection & Safety committee saga, Sammy thought after 16 years of perimeter violations something had to be done. The executive Manly Man Committee (you know who you bastards are) decided to nominate Bernie, Eugene and Adolf to the Protection & Safety Committee. Bernie was nominated because he went to school in Germany on a former Nazi base. The executive committee thought that was pretty close to military training.

Eugene was nominated because he headed a boy scout troop. They thought he could pick up on sexual molestation pretty quickly and probably had something like army ranger training to prepare to be a boy scout troop leader. An added plus for Tommy was that he a wize with an ax.  And Adolf just had a very cool name for someone on the Protection and Safety Committee. The exec. committee thought a name like Adolf has got to scare someone or something.

Well Bernie, Eugene and Adolf were very honored to be name to the Protection & Safety Committee. They immediate adopted a motto: "Schutzen, Schiessen und Servieren Honor" Jimmy thought the three of them should be called "La societe de la tuer et de tirer sur le viol" No one knew what it meant but it sounded cool. We figure since Jimmy is a sanitary engineer in a New Jersey high school he must be really smart.

At any rate, Tony was pretty sure that France was the 5th borough in New York City some where on Staten Island. He said he knew they had lots of gay guys there and they grew baguettes.



(This is what our fire looks like on Saturday night. Pretty cool huh!)

The guys did a great job on the first assignment to prevent any perimeter violation on Saturday night. Nothing got through. JB wondered is the was a correlation between our neighbors putting out their fires and turning off the music and Adolf screaming "I going to get you muther fucker gooks" just before we played free bird? Ira thought he heard some car doors slam too.



(You probably recognize Joey. He scares us too!)

The main point was there was no sighting of a skunk at 2 am Saturday and Yoda slept well that night. We did hear some moaning in Jose and John's tent but who knows what they hell goes on in there.

P.S. The Protection & Safety Committee is hoping for uniforms and weapons for Christmas this year. Bernie is hoping to get a 454 magnum revolver just like the one Hunter Thompson had.